Hey Tweakers! Flock Tee
Hey, Tweakers! Meet Flocky—the overly friendly face of automated surveillance.
This retro-inspired graphic tee turns a license-plate camera into a cheerful cartoon mascot, complete with a ridiculous claim about what might be hiding inside. Bold, funny, and made for anyone who believes invasive surveillance deserves to be questioned—and mocked.
Part of the Stop Flock Collection by Questionable Conduct Co.
Bad Ideas. Great Shirts.
Canvas 3001C Unisex Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
- 4.2 oz.,
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- For heather colors please see style 3001CVC
- Retail fit
- Unisex sizing
- Slim fitted style
- Coverstitched collar and sleeves
- Shoulder taping
- Sideseamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk
Size & fit
Unisex retail fit. Runs true to size with a slightly trim cut. For a relaxed fit, size up one.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16½ | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Width is measured flat across the chest, 1" below the armpit. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements may vary by about ½".
Fabric & care
Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee. Soft, lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are cotton/poly blends. Side-seamed, retail fit, pre-shrunk.
Print: professionally printed with DTF (direct-to-film) for sharp detail and bold color.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.
Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order and ships within 2–4 business days with tracking.
Flat-rate shipping per order, no matter how many shirts: $4.99 to the contiguous U.S. · $6.99 to Alaska, Hawaii & Puerto Rico. U.S. shipping only for now.
Returns & exchanges
Because each shirt is made just for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for the wrong size or a change of mind, so please check the size chart above.
If your shirt arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, or you got the wrong item, email sales@cj7ventures.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We'll send a free replacement. No need to send the original back.